My First Post

Hi Everyone,

For those of you who don't know me my name is Ed. I am a swing club mascot in Michigan, yeah I know you all want my job. The staff at the club started dressing me up as a joke while decorating for a party, and well I guess everyone just liked me so much I just sort of got to stick around.

They even held a contest for me to get named, Ed is sort of a boring name, but I guess I'll live with it. Although all the Erectile Disfunction jokes are a little annoying, I'd like to see the guys there maintain an erection for as long as I have. It's sure better than some of the others that were on that list.

Anyway I get to attend every party at the club, I have my own personal space on the dance floor and I get to watch all the action. The only real problem I have is I get dressed up for every party and I don't get to pick my own clothes. Some of the staff thinks it's really funny to dress me as a woman, when clearly a penis is all male. I have no hands though so I can't protest.

They used to put my pictures on the front page of their website, they've now given me my own page and said it was because I needed more room. I think it was just because they wanted to bury me in the back of their site.

The reason I decided to write my own blog was because I have some things to share and no one really asks my opinion. So I figured since I am the most popular guy at the club I would share it anyway.

I do have some complaining to do though after this weekends party. I mean the woman's clothes are bad enough, but this weekend they had me all tied up with rope, gagged and blindfolded, now how am I supposed to enjoy all the hot ladies dancing around that way? At one point my blindfold got shifted and I could peek a little but by then the party was just about over and there wasn't much to see, totally not fair. Then one of those staff people realized I could see and put the blind fold back, that's just a load of crap if you ask me, so I am hoping they give me somehting a little better to wear for next week, and that they never decide to do that Fetish stuff again.

So I guess that's it for now, I think I might make this a regular thing. I know you all want to hear my thoughts, especially the ladies. So leave me some comments and let me know what you think. Maybe even help plead my case to the staff to leave the eyes alone so I can see, and heck be able to dress like a guy, yeah that would be nice.

Take care!
ED
The Biggest Dick in the Club